Evil Joy here with a post on spawn and the weird positions in which they sleep. When they actually sleep that is…..
So..Dr. Evil, Eldest Spawn and Eldest Female Spawn went to the theater for Spiderman. I had my Evil Doubts about Eldest Female Spawn going. Dr. Evil had her watch the trailers on the Mac to see if she thought she could handle it. Of course she said yes. Who wouldn’t? Night out with Dr. Evil and only one other Spawn? And to the Falls Theater – meaning treats will be bestowed along with a movie. Heck Yeah!
I put two youngest spawn to bed (after making princess craft after princess craft….how did I get such Girly Spawn?!?!?!). Sure enough. In comes Eldest Female Spawn. I’m in bed reading.
EFS : Can I cuddle with you? I’m scared. The movie was scary.
Me : No. It’s bed time. I told you the movie would have some parts maybe a bit much for you.
EFS : But the trailers, they didn’t show any of the truly scary stuff. Totally not cool Mom.
Me : It’s bed time. Good night.
Off to bed she goes. And proceeds to wake me up so many times I finally Evilly Cave and tell her to make a bed on the floor in my room.
I wake up to find her in the following position:
It must be noted under herself, she is sitting criss-cross applesauce. It must also be noted she sleeps like this regularly. WTHeck?!?! It must also also be noted she is freaky flexible – she can put both feet behind her head and play her bum! Arms, hips, shoulders – this Spawn is bendable!
So Spawn – as long as you sleep – you can twist yourself into whatever pretzel shape you’d like. Just STAY OUT OF MY ROOM BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 11pm and 5am!!! Got it?! Good.
EJ out – to try to sit like that just to see if I can. If no posts are made in the next 36 hours – send in reinforcements to untwist my limbs.
While you’re here – if you’d take a minute to click on the Top Mommy Blogs icon on the left – I’d love it! All you have to do is click on it – I’m currently #27 in the Humor Category – would be sort of cool to move up a bit! Thanks!!!!