So in my infinite wisdom, I told my Eldest Female and Second Eldest Female Spawn they could have their sleepover birthday parties at the same time, on the same day, in the same location – our lair. I then felt slight ill as I realized what I’d opened myself up to….
16 little girls. girly girls. nail polish. Eeek! The anticipation was killing us all – spawn excited, me…terrified. I’m the least girly girl you’ll meet……
Then Dr. Evil went on travel. And he had a cold. And we had a party.
It’s the trifecta from last year – only last year he cancelled his trip because he didn’t feel well …..and that would become the understatement of the century.
Talk about PANIC.ATTACK.
Then reality set in and I realized I was having this Evil Wonderful Party (no sarcasm, none at all) while he was on TRAVEL. Really? WTHeck? Luckily he was to return around 10pm so I would have reinforcements if anyone needed to go home.
Planning away the spawn were happy. And I found I was too – Eldest Spawn has mentioned more than once she shouldn’t have had a party last year because then Daddy wouldn’t have gotten sick. We quickly put that to rest…until it resurfaces. I was so thrilled she was happily planning away and not melancholy as she’s been about her birthday….
Dr. Evil hopped an earlier flight. I did a happy dance. Then…..
They all arrived, chaos ensued.
I think I’ve finally grown up a little and released the Evil Control I always thought I should have when multiple spawn are around (when they’re not mine – mine are still screwed because I’m still oh-so-incharge).
Dr. Evil is currently cooking a truck load of waffles, eggs, and bacon for the crazies here. I should go help….ummmm…yeah..I should…..
EJ out – to enjoy the giggles of little girls.
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