My children are 16, 14, 11, and 9. One boy and three girls. Dr. Evil is my hubs and together we raise these crazy kids I call spawn.
Dr. Evil …. He’s my better Evil Half. He’s the man of my dreams. He’s why Dr. Evil and Evil Joy exist. My hubby of 19+ years (28 Dec 96) and my best friend. I still make fun on him on here though…..
Eldest Spawn …. He’s 16. He’s a boy. He’s stinky. He’s awesome. He often provides fodder for Evil Joy to post about – although the said fodder is usually met with “You’re going to blog on Evil Joy about this, aren’t you?” Or “Do NOT put that on your blog…I’m serious Mom.” Ummm…yeah – that’s why I’m the Mom and you’re not. Nana-nah-bo-bo…. He’s my favorite son.
Eldest Female Spawn …. She’s 14. She’s got super stinky feet and doesn’t like to change her socks. She’s the Queen of all drama queens. I love her to pieces.
Second Eldest Female Spawn …. She is 11. She’s loud and likes to sing at the top of her voice. All. The. Time. She’s my cuddle bug.
Littlest Spawn …. She’s 9. She’s the baby of the spawn and she knows it. She wants her way and bullies the other spawn into giving it to her. She is my doll face.
Shadow Dog …. She’s 8. She’s a black lab/border collie rescue. She likes to eat human food….that isn’t for her. She’s a sweetie.
Burton Puppy …. He’s 4. He’s an Australian heeler/beagle rescue. He is still a puppy. And super fun. And eats all my underwear.
The dust bunny and dirt surely around the house are the silent members of the family.