Last week I sent a request to Dr. Evil.
“PMS wants ice cream. I have stated this so that you know it is PMS requesting ice cream and not me. For future reference you may never EVER ask me if PMS wants anything. I – meaning PMSing me – will let you know. Would you please add it to the grocery list?”
I decided I was pretty freaking funny. I was telling my friend from life and now closer friend because we work at the ski hill Gina about the above witty, brilliant message. She asked me if I remember Kojak? I don’t recall watching but remember the stories of a killer dog and being wary of dogs if I walked alone at night when I was a kid.
We started a text conversation as only two women can. We were rolling with our respective laughter to the annoyance of those in our RL (real life) company. It went something like this:
G : I grew up on one hour crime shows. Maybe that explains why I want to kill everyone?
Me : Matlock, Trapper John MD, Mash
Me : Three’s Company, Oh..my favorite Hunter and Hunter
Me : All the Steven Segal movies
(I swear she was participating and I wasn’t simply badgering…there were some other things we were texting about…like my farting dog..that I’m leaving out.)
Me : Hogan’s Heroes. Lawrence Welk. I’ve seen all of those episodes. God. Help. Me.
G : LMAO! Quincy, Hart to Hart, Rockford Files. #$#(& I can’t keep up because I’m laughing so hard.
Me : I was permanently scarred by watching the Sharon Stone movie with the ice pick with
(removed for my protection). Oh! And ‘this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.”
G : I <3 Lawrence Welk
Me : Dynasty, Falcon Crest, Dallas. We could make a board game out of this!
Me : Punky Brewster. Saved by the Bell. More Mash Oh!!! Flo. The Kiss My Grits one!
G : Stop I’m going to pee my pants!
Me : I’m sure Trapper John MD can fix the bladder issues!
G : Hubs said we should start a stand up routine!
Me : Remember the Friday night movie. Murder by the Camp Fire. Sorority Sisters Gone Wrong. Nowadays those sound like porn!!
G : I was a fan of the ABC after school specials.
Me : The more you know. Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle.
G : Maybe the ski hill would hire us!
Me : I’m so writing a blog post about this….
G : ….I’m laughing and ignoring my family. Until Next time EJ! Me love you long time.
Me : Hey G! Yes Joy? Remember that one when Willis captured water outside for Kimberly to wash her hair and her hair turned green from the copper bowl? Yes? We just have green on the hills here at our ski hill!
Yeah….she’s a keeper. Life is funny. Just have to find the funny. Some days it’s harder than others…but this day…the funny found me and is making me smile again today!
Any funny texts in your world? I’d love to hear about them!
EJ out – to tackle something since I locked my keys in my truck. While it was parked in my driveway. Trapped at home. With all the laundry!