The snow today has transported my mind to a different place and time.
Like December. In Wisconsin.
Okay so it’s not a different place. But it’s certainly isn’t the April I was expecting.
The pretty snowfall has me thinking. Would I rather live in Middle Earth, Narnia, or Hogwarts?
Let’s attack this methodically.
Middle Earth sort of scares the crap out of me. Aren’t there gremlins and monsters, volcanos and tidal waves, evil and insanity galore? So no. Just no.
Narnia is pretty cool. Talking animals. But that crazy Ice Queen lady? She scares the bejeebers out of me. Like nightmare inducing horror that scares me. I would love to be transported through a wardrobe but the random subway car taking me away. That’s sort of freaky as hell. No thank you.
So then Hogwarts. Hogwarts has it’s share of scary. But if I were there I would have powers, right? Since this is my imagination….Hell yes I have powers. I am an awesome wizard. There may be danger and corruption around every corner but seeing how I’m this awesome wizard, I’m set, right?
First, I will practice and hone my skills. I will be the best. I will take on that nasty evil snake thing and defeat the snot out of it. I will save the day. With my awesome powers. And there, at Hogwarts, I’m one heck of a snowboarding too. And a good marathoner. (If I have powers, I may as well use them for good…my good.)
I am the …
I will be like Hermione only better. I’ll be Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger all rolled into one. Without the teenage angst and bratty behavior.
(Now for an ear worm. Everything is Awesome. Everything is cool when you’re part of a team. Everything is Awesome!)
Today’s Awesome post is part of a Secret Subject Swap. This week, 14 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts.
My question was : Middle Earth, Narnia, or Hogwarts and was submitted by the Amazing Stacy from Stacy Sews and Schools.
Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts. Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:
http://www.BakingInATornado.com Baking In A Tornado
http://themomisodes.com The Momisodes
http://stacysewsandschools.wordpress.com/ Stacy Sews and Schools
http://followmehome.shellybean.com Follow me home . . .
http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com Someone Else’s Genius
http://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/ Confessions of a part-time working mom
http://www.dribblesngrits.com Dribbles and Grits
http://www.impoverishedvegan.com Impoverished Vegan
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com Spatulas on Parade
http://dinoheromommy.com/ Dinosaur Superhero Mommy
http://morethancheeseandbeer.blogspot.com More Than Cheese and Beer
http://www.eviljoyspeaks.wordpress.com Evil Joy Speaks
http://www.JuiceboxConfession.com Juicebox Confession
Check them out! And vote for me over at Top Mommy Blogs by clicking on the juggling lady. One click on my page is all that is required. You’ll be taken to the Top Mommy Blogs website but you don’t have to do anything else! Vote early. Vote often. Because Evil Joy is Awesome! (ear worm….)