Evil Joy Speaks

Spawning the next generation of evil genius, one misadventure at a time

Max and Ruby Give Me a Break…

Yup – that would be Max and Ruby give me a break, not Max and Ruby, Give me a Break.

Yup Littlest Spawn is in severe Mommy Mode.  Like can’t be in a different room.  Or a different body bubble.  Must be touching me.  At all times.  Man – I’d love to go to the bathroom alone.

Normally, she’s not a Max and Ruby gal.  And by the way – where the hell are their parents?

Okay….my break is over.  She’s a needin’ me again.


EJ out – to cuddle with the cutest 4 year old spawn there is.

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  1. You’ll be able to go to the bathroom alone. Kids never go away. Ever.

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