Evil Joy here with a post on changes. That are Rites of Passage.
All I can think of is the Brady Bunch. This one.
Eldest Spawn’s voice is changing. Eldest Spawn had a mini ‘schmuck•stash.’
Note the ‘had.’ I’ve wanted to shave it off for a couple months. So much so I asked my favorite doctor about it.
The conversation went something like this…..
Me: I can’t stand the mini•stash he has. It is making me crazy.
Doc: Shave it off. Or have Dr. Evil help him shave it off.
Me: Won’t it come back in thicker?
Doc: No. That’s an old wife’s tale. Get rid of that puppy.
That’s all the encouragement i needed.
So a couple of weeks ago I planted the seed.
Me: Hey Bud. Can we get rid of the fuzz?
Eldest Spawn: Yes. Please!
I brought it up to Dr. Evil a few times. Nothing was done about said schmuck•stash.
Finally tonight……I took matter into my own Evil Hands.
Told Dr. Evil ….. today. This is happening today. They all went snowboarding and once home, showered (absolutely required post snowboarding….the spawn are genetically related to Evil Sweaty Joy). The bottle of shaving cream and razor made it into the kitchen. Eldest Spawn came upstairs from his bedroom pod.
After asking Dr. Evil privately if he’d like to have this ‘moment’ with his only son …. to which he laughed and said “Nah…..you’ve shaved my face. Go for it.”
Me: It is time. You, me, or Dad?
Alrighty. Two seconds later schmuck•stash was gone.
So was my little spawn. *tear*
So Schmuck•stash….I won. And so did you.
EJ out – to find pictures of Eldest Spawn when he was still a baby.
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