Schmucky Shmuck here with the final battle update on the Battle of the Seasons. Regions the Elf and the Thanksgiving Decor have fought to the bitter end. Who won? Who lost? Read on dear readers, read on.
The Thanksgiving Decor trapped Regions and the Elf. I can’t say he didn’t have it coming. But…did they pay him back…or did they go too far?
They got him and they got him good!
The Thanksgiving Decor got Regions the Elf to the top of the mantel by tricking Dr. Evil into helping. And then….the unthinkable happened.
Regions the Elf suffered impact injuries. And once again, Burton Puppy was used to as a tool of Evil and dragged him around the house.
But….Regions the Elf….
Had the FINAL WORD.
He was overheard saying, “Later suckers. Enjoy the moth balls.”
And look at the smile on that cheeky Elf’s face.
This has been the final report by Schmucky Schmuck on the Battle of the Season 2013. I’m sure there will be more battles to report on in my future. Will the Thanksgiving Decor stay packed away? Will Regions be haunted by his injuries? Will Burton Puppy be forced to do more Evil? Stay tuned.
EJ out – because really – after all that – I’m sort of done.
However….I’ve taken a huge FALL in the ratings of the Humor Section of Top Mommy Blogs. If you could find it in your holiday hearts to click on the Top Mommy Blogs icon there on the right, I’d be in a more festive spirit! Thanks!