Evil Joy here with a post on chairs, feet, stuck feet, and painful release of said stuck foot.
Need I say more?
Well of course I need say more – it’s meeee!
As if driving to Iowa with Eldest Female Spawn for a weekend of fun taking a turn for not fun wasn’t enough…..Mom of Evil Joy ended up in the hospital with a sore neck. And no, it’s not because I’m a pain in the neck. Bite me.
See, I’m going to be a Great Aunt. Not just a Great Aunt – I’m already that…just ask me…I’ll tell ya! My Eldest Nephew and his wife are having a baby!!!!! So I’m going to be a Awesome Great Aunt. (didn’t want to confuse any of you with saying I’ll be a great Great Aunt….)
And due to becoming said Awesome Great Aunt, attending a baby shower in Iowa is Awesome Evil Fun! (Shopping for said baby shower even more Awesome Evil Fun!!!!!!)
Evil Silliness led to me running a 5K, attending baseball tournament for Eldest Spawn in our hometown, and then driving 5 hours to Iowa with Eldest Female Spawn. All in 12 hours. Tired Evil Joy resulted.
Then the Evil Sore Neck for Evil Joy’s Mom. Resulting in Evil Hospital Stay. Resulting in Evil Joy sitting in my usual not normal fashion – criss cross applesauce, one leg crossed….any which way but the normal way is how I roll. Resulting in…….
After I was able to have a minute or two with no one in the room but Sleeping Mom of Evil Joy and Evil Joy, I was able to free my Evil Stuck Foot from the Evil Chair Claiming My Foot. I had to wait until it was just the two of us as Evil Words were bound to escape my mouth as my foot escaped said Evil Chair.
So….Evil Chair. Bite me. Wait – you sort of already did that…don’t bite me. Or anyone else.
Evil Joy – stop getting limbs stuck in places they don’t belong.
Mom of Evil Joy – Get out of the hospital. Come hang out with Evil Joy.
EJ out – to begin a day of Scattering Joy to those fortunate enough to know me. Bawhahahahahaha!