Evil Joy here with a post on my Eldest Spawn, his room, and fear for your vision.
So…Eldest Spawn (here forward known as ES in this post….or I suppose as I call him George all the time – even though none of his names – first middle or last – are George or any variation there of…) was at BoyScout camp Sunday through Friday afternoon. The minute he left, I started cleaning, prepping, and taping his room. Dr. Evil went out and bought paint.
When ES turned 11 in 2011 – we got him a new bedspread, sheets, and curtains. Not very fun for a kid, but all prior mentioned items are Minnesota Vikings Themed…..so sort of cool….he was happy anyway. Then as Dr. Evil was earning his degree over Christmas time and someone got him a Vikings Pillow pet, Vikings Phiten, and various Vikings clothing. So he’s all tricked out…..(we have awesome friends and family…..so very blessed).
Dr. Evil went all crazy with the paint colors…in his words, “If we’re going Vikings, we’re going Vikings.” Hence the paint colors names’ – Viking Yellow, Viking Purple. Evil Yikes…..
And I went all crazy with the stripes…..
Shade your eyes, use caution. The colors are bright…and to many who live in our state, offensive……
I busted to get everything all done before he arrived home.
And being the ES he is, he was Evil Stinky, Evil Tired, and Evil Headachy from BoyScout camp. His response…
“Cool. Can I take a shower and nap now?”
Grrrrrrrrr…I may complain about my Girly Spawn, but they know how to have a stellar reaction.
He does in fact like it, but in his pre-teen, subdued boy way. And he gave me an extra hug.
EJ out – to make an appointment to replace ES glasses, now residing at the bottom of a lake at BoyScout camp.
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