Evil Joy Speaks

Spawning the next generation of evil genius, one misadventure at a time

That Evil Siren….Evil Halloween Candy

It calls to me.  At 2 am.

Actually…that was Burton Puppy and the spawn were starting to stir from their diabetic induced sleep so I rescued him…(and myself – four spawn up at 2 am – shoot me now….).

There it was.  The four LARGE bags of miniature magic little pieces of heaven.  On the kitchen table.  With no one around.

I took one piece.  Oh…it’s okay…the two with braces can’t eat this Baby Ruth anyways….it’s only one.  And sugar will make me sleepy.  yeah…yeah…

The chocolate sang its song and I was sucked into the melody.

One more piece the lyrics went.  Just one more….

Until I woke up at 6am to my spawn saying, “Who ate my Baby Ruth!?  I was saving that until my braces are off.”

Ummmmmm….damn.  I am forced to fess up because…I can’t come up with an acceptable lie.

“I think Dad ate some before bed last night.”


EJ out – to put on ear muffs to silence the Evil Siren Candy.


Take a minute and offer support for this candy addict and click on the top mommy blogs juggling lady there in the corner.  I’ve dropped out of the top 10 humor blogs.  WaaaahhhhH!  I want back in.  Help me!!

(graphic source : luehmcandy.com)


  1. Joy, I just love reading your posts.

  2. Of course dad ate it all. Who else?

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