Thursday rolls around every week and I think, “How the hell did that happen?”
Friday is coming. I should be excited and happy. However…trying to think of things to do with the kids when the weather is mucky and yucky…..I can think of lots of things. None of them will be met with the happy sounds of “Yipppeee! Great idea Mama!”
Cleaning the garage. Picking up doggy doo-doo from the last few months. Taking down all the Christmas lights. Clearing out the dead leaves on the plants that will be growing again.
And on Saturday (I hope)….12 miles. 12 miles of running.
I’ve run this far before…more than once. More than twice. But I’m nervous – last weekend’s run sucked. I literally bawled about the hills. Which is stupid. But it didn’t matter at mile 4 with so many more miles to go and soooo many hills left yet to run UP! The down part of the hill isn’t even happy when you see the next hill heading straight up at the bottom of the current one.
I’m hoping for Saturday instead of Sunday. I just like getting it out of the way before Sunday. No real reason…just like having one more day to recover and like getting it out of the way.
And since running is taking over my brain – here’s my top 10 suggestions for running in WI in the spring.
TOP 10 SUGGESTIONS for running in Wisconsin in Spring
1. Wear leggings. Except don’t. Okay – do, but wear shorts underneath so you can strip if the weather changes 15 degrees in the 20 minutes since you started.
2. Run in loops. Lots of small loops. Because if the weather went up 15 degrees in 20 minutes – it will surely drop 25 degrees in the next 10 minutes. You’ll need to put those leggings back on. Until you need to take them off again.
3. Plug your nose. Cow poop stinks. It smells. Bad. Really really bad.
4. Plan on getting the splashed look. It’s in. It’s impossible to escape when you run along a highway in the spring in WI. My favorite splashes are from cars who won’t give you an inch when there’s NO oncoming traffic and they’re shaking their fist or giving you the finger as they drive past.
5. Dogs. Lots of dogs. Most have invisible fence. Except Millie. She’s the farm dog. Who will herd you the entire way on a 6 mile run. And an 8 mile run. And a 10 mile run. Good thing we start and stop at home and she lives across the street/highway.
6. Keep one headphone in and one out. This is to hear the watch beep of the 5-1 I run (run 5 minutes, walk 1 minute – the whole way). This is also so you can yell at Dr. Evil for making you run hills. And so he’ll notice if you drop dead at the top of the 245th hill we just ran up.
7. Be prepared for dead things on the shoulder of the road. As the snow melts, the horror is revealed. It’s like the Walking Dead of animals…except they’re really dead, not walking, and really freaking gross.
8. Watch out for tractors. Yes. Really. Especially the ones with tillers attached. You may think you’re running fast. Until a tiller catches up. Then you run faster. Until you get tilled.
9. Sand. Sand is wonderful on the beach. Sand is wonderful in a sand box. Sand on a road is slippery. Yes. Slippery. Carry band aids.
10. Smile. Dr. Evil will take random pictures. And after last year, hopefully he learned he should take pictures of my front…not this……
Here’s some random running pictures from the last year….just ’cause.
EJ out – to chase the kids to the bus stop.
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